"As your conqueror I promise to rule fairly," I jokingly declare with an air of obvious false humility. We've played this game many times in the past, and I've never lost. The 'slapper' chases his/her half-naked prey around the house for a full 5 minutes, and after that, the roles are reversed.

Tipped by a unique ring guaranteed to leave its unmistakable mark on willing skin, the Ring Slayer Crop places devious discipline in an eager playmate's ready hand.