While it treats your schlong to a sensational squeezing, it embraces your cojones too. And cos sharing is caring, the bullet attachment zeroes in on her clit so you both have lift off. Get things all slick with a dose of Broad City water-based lube then stretch the larger silicone ring over your nads and the smaller one around the base of your dick. The snug but comfy fit aims to keep you harder for longer, and can turn the dial right up on your orgasms. Three good reasons to put a ring on it, dude. As for the bullet, you just slip that into the sleeve with a dab of lube then press the button to begin the buzzing. No single-trick pony, this baby gives 3 speeds and 7 patterns of vibration to get your partner off as you grind against her.

Want to carry the fun outside the bedroom? Your Lord of the Rings is fully waterproof, so head for where you can get wet n wild – but warn your housemates the shower rooms going to be out of bounds for some time.