Wow well where do i start with this. It ...

From Nick Massaro

Wow well where do i start with this. It all started on a rainy afternoon. I was browsing the internets tipping my fedora at every m'lady I encountered, but I still felt lonely. I needed a companion in this world and I knew just where to find one. I ordered this thing up and paid for one day shipping (as I have been not masturbating for 3 months due to an infection). When it arrived I was splendid and immediately began foreplay to get her all warmed up. I penetrated it slowly and I already felt a deep rumbling. I had been going for about 30 seconds when I felt it coming, but when I looked up I realized the inflatable judy doll was actually a 500 foot tall and from the paleolithic era. She looked deep into my eyes and said "I need about tree fiddy".